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Please send me jokes. ...... :-|

October 07, 2018
Lisa
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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!" The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
21 Upvotes 3 Downvotes October 07, 2018
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Good morning ^_^ Actually I picked up this joke from somewhere else .This one is quite popular . Let's see. ______________________ A : Results are out ,come we will go and see. B: I'm with my dad ,U please see mine and text me . if I fail in 1 subject ,say goodmorning to u , if 2 sub then say 'good morning to u and your dad '. Later on message came . Good morning to you and your family and your neighbours also (^^)
20 Upvotes 5 Downvotes October 08, 2018
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Hello friends i am waiting
17 Upvotes 5 Downvotes October 07, 2018
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Wait for an year, I'll send you lots of jokes.
15 Upvotes 4 Downvotes October 07, 2018
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Hello Friends... wait for some time.....
12 Upvotes 3 Downvotes October 08, 2018
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An old man had 8 hairs on his head. He goes to a barber's shop.The barber ask him with anger; Shall I count or cut your hairs. The old man smile and said; "Colour them"
11 Upvotes 3 Downvotes April 20, 2019
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Doctor: “ I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor ” Santa (Jumps In Joy): “ Yesss ” Doctor: “ Did You Understand What I Just Told You? ” Santa: “ Yes Of Course, Do You Think I’m Dumb? ” Doctor: “ Then Why Are You So Happy? ” Santa: “ Because That Proves That I Have A Brain ...
9 Upvotes 2 Downvotes October 08, 2018
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Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
10 Upvotes 4 Downvotes October 12, 2018
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A Journalist To A Doctor Of A Mental Hospital: “How Do You Determine Whether To Admit A Patient Or Not?” Doctor: “Well, We First Fill A Bathtub With Water Till The Top. Then Give A Teaspoon, A Glass & A Bucket To The Patient & Ask Him / Her To Empty The Bathtub.” Journalist: “Obviously A Normal Person Would Use A Bucket Because It’s Bigger!” Doctor: “No You Stupid, A Normal Person Would Pull The Drain Plug! Admit This Idiot In Ward No. 39
8 Upvotes 2 Downvotes October 08, 2018
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Two Boys Were Arguing When The Teacher Entered The Classroom. Teacher: “Why Are You Arguing?” A Boy: “Miss, We Found A 100 Rupees Note And Decided To Give It To Whoever Tells The Biggest Lie.” Teacher: “You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourselves, When I Was Your Age I Didn’t Even Know What A Lie Was.” The Boys Gave The 100 Rupees To The Teacher......
8 Upvotes 2 Downvotes October 08, 2018
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Please send me jokes. ...... :-|
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!" The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account.

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