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Please send me jokes. ...... :-|

October 07, 2018
Lisa
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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!" The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
26 Upvotes 3 Downvotes October 07, 2018
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Good morning ^_^ Actually I picked up this joke from somewhere else .This one is quite popular . Let's see. ______________________ A : Results are out ,come we will go and see. B: I'm with my dad ,U please see mine and text me . if I fail in 1 subject ,say goodmorning to u , if 2 sub then say 'good morning to u and your dad '. Later on message came . Good morning to you and your family and your neighbours also (^^)
22 Upvotes 4 Downvotes October 08, 2018
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Hello friends i am waiting
18 Upvotes 5 Downvotes October 07, 2018
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Wait for an year, I'll send you lots of jokes.
16 Upvotes 5 Downvotes October 07, 2018
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Teacher :- what is your date of birth ? Kunal :- October 13th Teacher :- Which year Kunal :- it is every year ! hahaha ...
15 Upvotes 6 Downvotes May 31, 2021
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Hello Friends... wait for some time.....
13 Upvotes 4 Downvotes October 08, 2018
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An old man had 8 hairs on his head. He goes to a barber's shop.The barber ask him with anger; Shall I count or cut your hairs. The old man smile and said; "Colour them"
13 Upvotes 5 Downvotes April 20, 2019
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Girl: “Hi, Baby ” Boy: “Hi, My Lovely”……………………………………> Sending Failed Girl: “Are You There? ” Boy: “Yes, Yes I Am Here”…………………………….> Sending Failed Girl: “Are You Ignoring Me Or What ” Boy: “Honey I Am Not, I Am Right Here”……………> Sending Failed She: “It’s Sooo Over! Don’t Ever Talk To Me Again ” Him: “ Damn! Go To Hell”……………………………….> Message Sent........ ...
10 Upvotes 3 Downvotes October 08, 2018
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Doctor: “ I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor ” Santa (Jumps In Joy): “ Yesss ” Doctor: “ Did You Understand What I Just Told You? ” Santa: “ Yes Of Course, Do You Think I’m Dumb? ” Doctor: “ Then Why Are You So Happy? ” Santa: “ Because That Proves That I Have A Brain ...
10 Upvotes 3 Downvotes October 08, 2018
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What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl? Give Her New Clothes, Matching Jewellry And Nice Cosmetics And Then Lock Her In A Room Without A Mirror ....... What Is The Best Punishment For A Boy? Give Him A Mobile With A Lot Of Girl’s Phone Numbers, And Unlimited Credit & Put Him In A Place Where There’s No Network.....
11 Upvotes 4 Downvotes October 08, 2018
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Please send me jokes. ...... :-|
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!" The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account.

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