It's World Laughter day today guys.. Laugh to the fullest always not only this day.. Please share some jokes that I can feel lighter too.. #Happy world laughter day..

Uncle : beta kya karte ho? Boy : naari Samman seva par kam kar raha hu. Uncle : social worker ho? Boy : nahi uncle, Facebook par Sabi ladkiyon ki photo like karta hu..

Teacher : Muh Mai Paani Bhar Aaya Iss kahawat Pe "Ek Sentence Banao.. Student : Maine Nal khol ke Uspe Muh Lagaaya toh Mere Muh Mai Pani Bhar Aaya... Tilloo ldki se : main 18 saal ka hu aur tum? ldki : main bhi 18 saal ki hu... Tilloo : To phir chalo na, isme sharamaana kya.. ldki : kaha? Tilloo- Aree pagali.. vot dene aur kahaa... Ha

Girl : sunno tum mere liye kya kar shakte ho. Boy : agar tumhe kishi pyaaj ne rulaya to mai os ko kaat kar rakh duga or oski sabji bna duga..

Teacher : Tell me a sentence that starts with an " I " . Student : I is the ........ Teacher : Stop ! Never put' is' after an" I " . Student : OK . I'm the ninth letter of the alphabet .

" Happy World Laughter Day " to all of you

Teacher: Whats the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder? Student: Bamba'lakkadi Jimba. Teacher: I dont understand anything you said. Student: Same here....

ladki wale : hme ladka pasand nhi h .. ladke wale : pasand to hme bhi nhi h to kya ghr se nikal de kya .... ;-) ... :D

Ladki wale (ladke se) : Beta Kya kerte ho...? Ladka: Jee, chief administrator Hun. Ladki wale (khush hokar): kaun si company mein beta..? Ladka: What'sApp per 2Group aur Facebook per 3 pages ka Admin Hun..

Teacher: Which is your native place? Rahul: Maharashtra m'aam. Teacher: Can you spell it? Rahul: Actually my native place is goa....

Maths miss:- A=B, B=C, So A=C. Prove this method with example. Student: Miss, I l0ve u. U l0ve ur daughter. So i l0ve ur daughter, Thats it.....